Top Gear series 16 ep1

Well Top Gear is back, and I must say I am impressed. I loved seeing the Ariel Atom V8 which is just mad. The Skoda Yeti test was funny and the porsche test was a good end to the first show of the series.

In the show we had two lap records, John Bishop beat Tom Cruize which I was just brilliant.

But the best news is The Stig is back, and its good to have he/she back. So it begins the Who is The Stig discussion, I just hope this one can write a book. I do suspect that there will be a better written and tight contract that will stop this one from trying to reveal his identity.

So I really enjoyed the show because it was just how it should be, a bit daft and full of speed (on the track) and lunacy.

Top Gear back this Sunday (Pictures)

As you may know Top Gear is back this Sunday below is a link to the rehearsal gallery. Which looks quite good.

http://www.topgear.com/uk/photos/top-gear-16-episode-1-rehearsals-2011-01-21 

So on Sunday we will be treated to Jezza in a Skoda Yeti, James in an Ariel Atom V8 and Hammond in a Porsche 911 and John Bishop is the star in the reasonably priced car, in the gallery there is a pic of a ‘stig’ but it could be Tiff Needle again.

Now lets inject a femine fashiony edge to my post, because I love the supercars but I have to say I am loving Hammond’s jacket, it like a miltary jacket, and his hair is so much better, also has anyone noticed that he seems to be dressing like a posh pirate (East Coast Special News). I aint complaining. 😀 I do like pirates. All the presenters are looking well and I can’t wait for the next series to start,  six weeks of it! 😀 So I shall be posting about Top Gear and also I will try to sound like a girl sometimes but I do love Pooower lol ❤ :D.

Love ya xx remeber Top Gear BBC2 (iplayer afterwards) 8pm, watch it love it also I need some comments on my posts because I do not know if anyone actually like it xx

My New Years Resolution

Well this year I actually have a New Year Resolution. Its not to lose weight or stop smoking, for one I am already losing weight, it’s called being a skint student and I don’t want to stop smoking, I like it and I am miserable without it. I am healthy I eat my greens and I do exercise (sort of). I am not saying that smoking is cool or Ok, its not and I am a numpty for starting but I gave up and I tried to stop forever but I gave up on giving up!

Thats not what this post is about, I am not getting into my smoking, its a losing battle.

My New Years Resolution is to Have Courage for My Convictions and Not to Take Crap, To Stand Up for Myself with Confidence.

I am me, I like me. I am socially akward, I smoke, I am a sugar junkie, I swear, I am not PC, I am blokey, I am a nerd and I am lazy. I wear to much eye make up, I am messy, I stay up all night and I am a TV junkie.

Up there thats me in a few words, My idols are Jezza Clarkson and Richard Hammond. I love there blokey banter and the fact they are not perfect but they are themselfs.

Right thats out of the way, I have lay myself out on the table. I get alot of crap for the way I am and its time to be confident, and man up. If people have a problem tell me and I will defend myself.

I have had some practise since 2011 began, Two unnamed people who I love dearly decided to be horrible about my Dad infront of me and he was not there, the one thing you don’t do is say a bad word about my Dad. He is the best Dad in the word (FACT).  So I defended my Dad and myself and my mother even defended him. I can report that sticking up for what is right felt good because I think I stunned the two of them. my mum and dad are divorced and my mum doesn’t say a bad word about my dad so this was a bit like an attack, I was in the lions den. If the two people read this then I don’t care my Blog is about things that are important about me and I have not named you.

Anyway my NYR is going well and I will stand my ground from now on.

Love Ya xx

Hammond and May Interview :D

Heres an interview I found sourced from here

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2011/jan/15/one-last-thing-hammond-may 

Hello, Hammond and May.

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Hammond “Hammond and May” sounds slightly respectable.

May Like a firm of undertakers or rural solicitors.

Hammond [Politely] “Hello. Hammond and May. Can I help you?”

May “No, this is May. Hammond’s at the golf course.”

Hammond “No, they’re both in the pub.”

If Top Gear Presenters were the three bears, May would be Mummy Bear and Hammond Baby Bear. Is Clarkson Daddy Bear or Goldilocks?

May Is there Whoopsie Bear?

Hammond Or Twat Bear? He could be the grandmother from Little Red Riding Hood …

May Or the troll from Three Billy Goats Gruff. Can we mix fairytales?

Clarkson can’t open his cake hole without upsetting someone. Have you ever considered replacing him with someone safer like Phillip Schofield?

May I’ve considered replacing him with a piece of inert furniture.

Hammond Or hitting him in the face with a barstool.

May Or inserting a Chesterfield (1) up his arse.

Richard, you advertised Morrisons. Who’d win in a Celebrity Come Dine With Me Special between you, Kerry Katona (2), John Hannah (3) and Caroline Quentin (4)?

Hammond That’s the best question I’ve ever been asked. I would be rubbish.

James, ever noticed you look a bit like Susan Boyle?

May I don’t look like Susan Boyle! I have had a snog apart from anything else.

Richard, are you disappointed you didn’t die in that accident so they could rebuild you like Universal Soldier?

May Did you have an accident?

Hammond Yeah, terrible. Parking. Totally fucked it up.

Presumably you’re looking for a new Stig (5). Can I apply?

Hammond Stig world is a mysterious place. Who knows what the process of reincarnation is? Does it work like the Dalai Lama? Do you wake up and realise, “Shit, it’s me!”

Gadzooks! So there’s a chance I might be The Stig already?

Hammond There’s every chance (6). It’s like Jeff Goldblum turning into The Fly. If you’re shaving in the mirror and you notice your skin is white and shiny, it’s you.

Were you disappointed that the old Stig didn’t die when he took his helmet off like Darth Vader in Return Of The Jedi?

Hammond Ha!

Here are some polls Clarkson has topped recently. Please comment.

Hammond Is it World’s Biggest Bellend?

Er, no. Fantasy House Sitter (7).

May He breaks everything; he’s entirely incompetent at using the lavatory. Terrible idea.

Person Their Dad Is Most Like (8).

Hammond No, my dad’s quite nice.

Largest Assumed Manhood In Showbusiness (9).

May That’s a misprint. He is the biggest cock on television.

Hammond I’ve never encountered his love chap.

May Judging by his face you wouldn’t want to catch sight of his scrotum … bloody hell!

Hammond Given how much uglier one’s scrotum is than one’s face.

May … and wrinklier.

Hammond … and hairier. He probably has lustrous locks.

May Shall we perhaps not think about it?

Top Gear: Apocalypse Review (from me not the article)

Brillantly funny and much like the usual lunacy of Top Gear. The MOT is brilliant, and one of the in car games Longest Finger in the World is quite funny. So my advice is buy it watch and enjoy because its just great. But if you don’t like it I wont give you your cash back!

Also Hammond Meets Moss is back on BBC Iplayer and If you have not watched it, then watch it heres a link.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00sfptv/Hammond_Meets_Moss/

I love this because its honest and Stirling Moss is just brilliant. Also its nice to see a bad incident being spoke about in a way that is not sad, its frank and honest and spoke with a sense of recovery and closure, and Moss and Hammond speak like old freinds.  (Also Avalible on DVD).

You would think that I was Top Gear’s Marketing Department. But no just a fan :D.

Love ya x

If you drive like an idiot then thats YOUR fault not Top Gears!

I stubbled across this article heres a quote that annoyed me!

“II’M thinking I must be the only roadhog who thinks Top Gear as funny as a puncture on the A9, as entertaining as the M8 on ice. The speed-is-king show encourages reckless driving and its principals, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, increasingly resembling frustrated stand-up comedians, belong in a pantomime horse. A lame horse.”

If you watch Top Gear, you will actually notice that it doesn’t encourge drivers to drive like idiots, It shows speed but in a controlled way, power sliding a car on a TRACK is not saying do this on the road, its saying this is for the TRACK. The writer of this article is just stabbing the dark for some little comment that is just wrong. I watch the show every week and I never think that driving how they drive on the track is right. When you get your license you know to be safe, or you should not be allowed on the road. If you choose to be an idiot thats your own fault, Top Gear has already has an accident and lets think back, as Hammond has been quoted saying. They had the best crash helemt etc and there was an ambulance on stand by etc. So in short. Top Gear’s world is a world that is controlled and safe, The reason that they shown Hammonds crash was to highlight the dangers and to make drivers think. So if you drive into a wall its not because Jezza possed you it because you a reckless and you should be accountable for your driving. And if you copy how the presenters drive on the track on the show, your clearly not intellegent enough to own a car, so your license should be taken away!

Also when have Jezza, James and Hammond ever resembled ‘frustrated stand up comedians’. They resemble three successful televison personalties! unlike its critics. I like many find them funny and I enjoy the shows banter! The Christmas Specials where brillant this year, and there has been a backlash but lets be fair, religious types can be very protective of there faith and if you even go near it they get angry. Honestly though they didn’t take the piss out of the burka they just wore it. And having a baby stig was not that bad. As a protestant I was not offended.

What I am trying to say is Top Gear is TV world and drivers should live in the real world.

Also to the writer of the article, your little comment is about as interesting/funny as a dead panto horse.

Love ya xx

Happy 2011!

Top Gear – White and Nerdy (funny vid)

So I am pretty bored today, so I have been on youtube for most of it, but this video made me smile.. Yes its some more Top Gear but its all good 🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fFT2XYB2Zo&feature=related

Richard Hammond and James May on This Morning

As you may work out if you read this blog, I love Top Gear (UK)  I love the presenters and I adore supercars, but weirdly I think that when the presenters are interviewed they don’t change, which I like. Also some chat about the stig, I like Hammond’s response to this (and his jacket)…

So heres a video I found on another trail through Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOh-ujO__IM

I have a cold (poor me) and this cheered up 🙂

Also Top Gear is back in January (apart from the christmas special)

Enjoy

Love Ya’s xx

Tuesday in Celeb Land

So the fifth series of Skins is months away and here is a picture of the new cast.

The stars are, from left to right, Sean Teale, Sebastian De Souza, Laya Lewis, Alex Arnold, Dakota Blue Richards, Freya Mavor, Jessica Sula and Will Merrick.

I can’t wait for the new series of Skins, but will the cast be as good as the last lot, well we will all find out in January 2011.

Tanner Foust has suggested that viewers should not compare the US version of Top Gear to the UK original.

The presenter, who hosts the motoring series alongside Adam Ferrara and Rutledge Wood, told the Futon Critic that the programme “doesn’t really try to copy” the BBC version.

“It would be impossible to try to fill the shoes of [Richard] Hammond, [Jeremy] Clarkson and [James] May,” he claimed. “We’re just ourselves and the producers come up with a way in which they can potentially injure us and we fight for our own lives with these challenges.”

Sounds like they are copying the original, because that is Top Gear, its just lunacy, it shows motoring in a different light. I don’t think that Top Gear US can be like Top Gear UK because TG UK is the original, but I hope that the US version does well :)…

SOAP SPOILER!!!

Coronation Street‘s forthcoming disaster storyline will affect life in Weatherfield for several months, a report has claimed today.

In next week’s much-anticipated 50th anniversary episodes, a huge explosion will rock The Joinery bar, causing a tram to fall from the viaduct above and cause devastation on the cobbles.

The horrifying accident will see a number of much-loved characters lose their lives, while others are to be left in serious danger amid the carnage.

Discussing the consequences of the tram crash, a Corrie source told The Sun: “The ramifications for the storyline will be seen for months to come.”

Show veteran Bill Roache – who plays Ken Barlow – has previously promised that the disaster will spark some “amazing” follow-up storylines.

Meanwhile, Corrie’s producer Phil Collinson has said that he wants the stunt to keep hold of new viewers as it sends some existing plotlines “in completely different directions”.

Coronation Street‘s 50th anniversary celebrations – which include an hour-long live episode – begin on Monday.

So another soap is going to have a big DISASTER, Oh well its good to have a clear out!!

Bono is back on the Soap Box 🙂

Bono has reminded the world that AIDS is still a pandemic, and that we should still fight it and let politicans know what is important to us.

Right why doesn’t Bono just stop talking like he is god and give the AIDs charitys his millions.

I agree with fighting the Aids and supporting the cause because it is a big issue. But in a recession charitys will suffer and I think that the ones with the millions should get the cash out…

Justin Bieber has admitted he still hopes to go to university despite his celebrity status.

During an in-store promotion in Madrid for his remix album My Worlds Acoustic, Bieber claimed he wants to continue with his education.

“I always travel with a private tutor who I have five three-hour sessions a week with,” Gossip Cop quotes the singer as revealing. “I want to finish high school and also university and then evolve wherever my music takes me.”

Bieber also suggested that he has future aspirations to become an actor, although his current plan is to focus on his music career.

The Canadian singer has enjoyed a surge in popularity over the past year, reaching six million Twitter followers earlier this month

(Thanks Digital Spy)

I think that its great to hear about a celeb who wants a good education. I quite like Justin Bieber, its not his fault that he is so young, which makes him annoying to some people.

Ta-ra loves 🙂 xxx

Celeb Land :)

Lillie’s Bordello (Ireland) was the chosen venue for none other than Top Gear’s Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May.

The popular threesome was spotted jamming with Steve Hogan’s Band, much to the delight of the crowd of VIPs in the Library bar.

I wish that Top Gear would hurry up and come back, I miss my Sunday dose of lunacy :)…..

X Factor reject Gamu Nhengu and her family have won the latest round of their fight to remain in the UK. Also she has a Single in the pipeline. Really, she was not that good, I can see why Cheryl rejected her. Is anyone else sick of  hearing about this reject or is it just me?

Oh no a character of a soap littered 😮 and now some sad cases with no life have complained!

Heres a quote “A local council officer in Wellingborough, Northamptonshire has claimed that EastEnders favourite Dot Branning should be issued with a fixed penalty notice for littering”

Some times I think that we should start shooting people for being idiots!!!!!!

Country music legend Willie Nelson may face a significant period of jail time following his arrest for possession of marijuana.

If someone commits a crime they should be punished, it shouldn’t matter how famous you are. Why the hell did he have drugs on him, is he unaware of the law because he is a big celeb…..

Pregnant singer Pink has been showing her aggressive side which she blames on being pregnant for a fight she got into at bath, bed and beyond. She was quoted saying she wanted to kill the guy. This was over a parking space. I think she needs a reality check. The mum to be is acting like a thug. Not a good way to raise a child.

On November 21, a postcard featuring photos of Felton, 23, and six of his Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows costars was published on the Post Secret website.

The anonymous postcard read: “One of these men is the father of the most amazing little girl in the world. He’s never met her. He never will. He probably can’t even remember my name.”

The shocking rumor sent Harry Potter fans into a frenzy, which prompted Felton, who is dating film assistant Jade Olivia, to address the rumor on Twitter.

“My friend just found this on the web! Just to confirm that I can be cancelled out of this equation,” he wrote Wednesday, linking to the postcard.

No need to conduct a paternity test: British actor Tom Felton says that contrary to Internet rumors, he isn’t the father of a secret love child.

Twins Oliver and JamesPhelps, who play George and Fred Weasley respectively, also denied the report.

“Apart from making me laugh, I can honestly say it’s 100% not me,” Oliver, 24, said on Twitter Thursday.

Added James: “To clear things up, this isn’t me. Funny, but nothing to do with me.”

The remaining four Harry Potter stars who appear on the postcard — Daniel Radcliffe, 21, Rupert Grint, 22, Jason Isaacs, 47, and Alan Rickman, 64 — have yet to comment

(http://www.usmagazine.com/momsbabies/news/did-harry-potters-tom-felton-father-a-secret-love-child-20102611)

So one of the Harry Potter Cast is in trouble,  More likely some weird fan is looking for attention… 🙂 One way to tell is if its gots ginger hair that rules out harry 🙂